Altinbas No Longer Jacked Up
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![{A-Hearts}](/img/cards/ah.gif)
![{9-Spades}](/img/cards/9s.gif)
![{J-Clubs}](/img/cards/jc.gif)
![{J-Diamonds}](/img/cards/jd.gif)
As the players stood up, Altinbas started to become animated. "No ace! C'mon, no ace!" he shouted. Then, "jack, jack." He actually started doing jumping jacks as he called out his requests. Whether he realized he was a visual pun is unclear.
Alas, an ace flopped --
![{A-Spades}](/img/cards/as.gif)
![{Q-Hearts}](/img/cards/qh.gif)
![{5-Diamonds}](/img/cards/5d.gif)
![{4-Spades}](/img/cards/4s.gif)
![{3-Diamonds}](/img/cards/3d.gif)