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Killed for crimes against fashion
An announcement came over the loudspeaker that ElkY would be signing copies of his book Kill ElkY once play's over tonight, and the incitement to violence implicit in said announcement was not lost on ElkY's tablemates.
ElkY raised preflop but got a call from Pierre Canali in the small blind and the two of them found themselves looking down at an flop. Canali bet out a hefty 6,800, and ElkY passed with a resigned flick of the wrist.