"Down Under" Producer at It Again
If that's true, it's no wonder that Huntly has ordered himself a table massage while working his way through the Day 1c field. His chair is turned around to give the massage therapist full access to his upper back and shoulders. It also gives the rest of the field a full view of several inches of Huntly's rear end.
"Dennis! Surely that's a five-minute penalty for exposing yourself!" shouted Dan Shak from one table over. Clonie Gowen, seated at the same table as Shak and directly in line of the protruding tuchus, could hardly contain her laughter even as she desperately looked for some other point in the room on which to focus. Van Marcus also got in on the action, running around behind Huntly and sticking a Coke bottle down his pants.
Given Huntly's past, we figure a Coke bottle is probably the least offensive thing that's been that close to his ass.